you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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