i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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