i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I want a musical about memes.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize