it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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