let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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