Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
