I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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