OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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