I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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