She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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