omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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