Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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