If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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