Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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