went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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