Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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