If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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