At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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