I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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