I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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