Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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