People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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