the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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