it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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