remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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