That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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