At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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