it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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