he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's blow job season.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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