I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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