good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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