Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Everclear isn't food dammit
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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