we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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