Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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