so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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