well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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