Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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