We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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