is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
