I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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