Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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