Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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