the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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