I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
home. puking in laundry basket.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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