OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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