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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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