You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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