Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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