I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I need to wash the frat house off of me
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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