she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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