doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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